Category Archives: Humour

Victor Borge – Timeless.

A lighter offering. Edited in 1 Flat.

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Australian Politics – Humour and Wit. (The COW AND THE ICE CREAM )

I think this is worth posting – many a true word spoken in jest! [Everyone loves ice-cream]. A persuasive example of how an election is won.  But first ponder this  :  Ever notice how all the instruments that search for … Continue reading

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Humour – Some Tommy Cooper Jokes – please feel free to laugh.

An email from a close friend who provides my internet entertainment quota. Apologies if I have offended anyone, they are fairly much for General Viewing. Some Most corny, some very funny, some not quite PC, hope you enjoy! “Due to … Continue reading

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Humour – The Naughty Australian Cricketer – A Naughty Joke in Dubious Taste , but Funny.

Definitely time for a laugh! Why would I make fun of our valiant Australian cricketers? Well it proves at least that my sense of humour extends to accepting jokes on us. They are so often on others. Also I find … Continue reading

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Humour – Sadly and Badly Needed – Modern Naval Procedures – Political Correctness – Health & Safety

Thank the Lord for my friends, one of whom emailed me this: ADMIRAL NELSON THEN & THE BRITISH NAVY NOW ! Nelson: “Order the signal, Hardy.” Hardy: “Aye, aye sir.” Nelson: “Hold on.., this isn’t what I dictated to ‘Flags’. … Continue reading

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Humour – A Joke, just for a change of mood. A Scottish setting but universal advice.

An email from a friend, a reliable source of entertainment. A woman goes to the Doctor in Glasgow, worried about her husband’s temper and threatening manner. The Doc asks: “What’s the problem, Janet?” The woman says: “Weeell, Doctor Cameron, I … Continue reading

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Humour – Understanding Engineers.

Early in my Engineering career, I was a member of a design team in a Defence Department Aircraft Factory. There was plenty of respect and friendship with the draftsmen but I have always remembered a notice on the Drawing Office … Continue reading

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Humour – The Perfect Woman

A long time since a funny email arrived here, suitable for publication yet elicited a spontaneous laugh. A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking … Continue reading

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“2008 – God’s Final Witness” Not true, but maybe a message there somewhere!

So far I have written, published other’s information or re-blogged items of injustice, inhumanity, untruths, health issues, humane issues, insanity and occasionally humour. Why I am compelled to publish this post is something I cannot explain. I certainly do not believe the outcome true … Continue reading

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Humour – Maintaining your Insanity

Thanks to my good friend Raj, I can intersperse the gloom, doom, lies and injustices with this little diversion: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your parked car with  Sunglasses on and point a … Continue reading

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