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Sorry about this but I got to get it off my chest.

“A teddy bear is working on a building site.  He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen.  The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman.  The foreman grins at the bear and says,

 “Oh, I forgot to tell you, today’s the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked.”

[Well, I think it’s funny!]