In this nuclear standoff, it’s the US that’s the rogue state

Posted on April 12, 2013 by Ken McMurtrie

Time to actually think about this issue, not blindly accept media published and government propaganda.

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Korea – Putting the Situation into Perspective

Posted on April 10, 2013 by Ken McMurtrie

From ‘nsnbc’ this article

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by Dr. S. Brian Willson, who says “This is virtually unknown history in the West, and today’s issues relating to Korea cannot be understood without knowing this diabolical assault on the Korean soul.”

The U.S. decision to artificially divide an ancient homogenous Korea upon the surrender of the Japanese, August 15, 1945, and the subsequent U.S.-directed reign of terror, 1945-1948, that led directly to the war of national independence against western imperialist intervention, 1948-1950, and then, consequently, the hot war, 1950-1953, to be followed by extensive periods of military dictatorships until 1997 supported by the U.S. government, surely must rank as one of the cruelest tragedies of the Twentieth Century. This is virtually unknown history in the West, and today’s issues relating to Korea cannot be understood without knowing this diabolical assault on the Korean soul.
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U.S. Intentions and Actions Dividing Korea, 1943-1945

Within months of Pearl Harbor, in early 1942, U.S. State Department planners began to express concern in the event there was to be Soviet involvement in the war against the Japanese in Manchuria and Korea. They feared that the Russians would bring with them the fearless Korean guerrillas who had been passionately fighting the Japanese in Manchuria in their efforts to recover their homeland. The first formal international statement supporting Korean independence was proclaimed in November 1943 when the U.S. (Franklin D. Roosevelt), Great Britain (Winston Churchill), and China (Chiang Kai-shek) issued the Cairo (Egypt) Declaration, in which Korea was to receive independence “in due course” following the expected ultimate unconditional surrender of the Japanese. This arrogance over Korea’s future existed despite the fact that Korea was the oldest victim of Japanese expansion. Fearing a Russian puppet regime in Korea once the Japanese were defeated, something confidentially presumed, this “conclusion” became the critical factor in planning for Korea. In March 1944, the U.S. State Department recommended “the employment of technically qualified Japanese in Korean economic life … during the period of military government.” (emphasis added) Given the extent of nearly forty years of Japanese domination and the humiliating subservient role forced on the Koreans, this secretly planned postwar U.S. military government in Korea amounted to preservation of Japanese imperialism and an unlawful, cruel violation of Korean sovereignty.

At the February 4-11, 1945 Yalta “Big Three” Conference, held at Yalta, a city in southern Ukraine on the Black Sea, President Roosevelt, without consulting the Koreans, suggested to Stalin and Churchill that Korea be placed under joint trusteeship prior to being granted its independence at the conclusion of World War II, once Japan surrendered. However, the most important agreement achieved at Yalta was the Soviet’s promise to enter the Pacific war theatre three months after the anticipated surrender of Germany, thereby relieving the U.S. of further casualties in defeating the Japanese in Manchuria, China, Korea, and Japan itself. This secret agreement by the USSR to enter the war against Japan was promised in return for possession of S. Sakhalin (island off the east coast of USSR just north of the Japanese island of Hokkaido), the Kurile Islands (extending northeast from the Japanese island of Hokkaido to the USSR peninsula of Kamchatka between the Sea of Okhotsk and the Pacific Ocean), and an occupation zone in Korea if the U.S. insisted on joint trusteeship.

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Beware the Banking Cartel Attack on Your Deposits – Learn about Derivatives

Posted on April 10, 2013 by Ken McMurtrie

Henry B. Steagall

Henry B. Steagall (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

This ‘nsnbc’ post by Ellen Brown (SA), “Winner Takes All: The Super-Priority Status Of Derivatives”, provides a comprehensive look at the current, (corrupt) banking system and the current and future dangers to depositors.

This is very, very serious stuff.

Cyprus-style confiscation of depositor funds has been called the “new normal.” Bail-in policies are appearing in multiple countries directing failing TBTF banks to convert the funds of “unsecured creditors” into capital, and those creditors, it turns out, include ordinary depositors. Even “secured” creditors, including state and local governments, may be at risk. Derivatives have “super-priority” status in bankruptcy, and Dodd-Frank precludes further taxpayer bailouts. In a big derivatives bust, there may be no collateral left for the creditors who are next in line.

Shock waves went around the world when the IMF, the EU, and the ECB not only approved but mandated the confiscation of depositor funds to “bail in” two bankrupt banks in Cyprus. A “bail-in” is a quantum leap beyond a bailout. When governments are no longer willing to use taxpayer money to bail out banks that have gambled away their capital, the banks are now being instructed to “recapitalize” themselves by confiscating the funds of their creditors, turning debt into equity, or stock, and the “creditors” include the depositors who put their money in the bank thinking it was a secure place to store their savings.

The Cyprus bail-in was not a one-off emergency measure but was consistent with similar policies already in the works for the U.S., U.K., EU, Canada, New Zealand, and Australia, as detailed in my earlier articles here and here. “Too big to fail” now trumps all. Rather than banks being put into bankruptcy to salvage the deposits of their customers, the customers will be put into bankruptcy to save the banks.

Why Derivatives Threaten Your Bank Account

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Nuclear Radiation – Health Issues in Japan, and Elsewhere

Posted on April 9, 2013 by Ken McMurtrie

This post from ‘Natural News’: “Deadly levels of radiation found in food 225 miles from Fukushima: Media blackout on nuclear fallout continues”, again shows the pathetic media coverage of global issues that threaten the public’s health.

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Fukushima * (Photo credit: Sterneck)

The article,  by: Ethan A. Huff, staff writer, shows us the serious extent of radiation fall-out from Fukushima and the lack of honesty in reporting the issue and the poor government response in responding and protecting its citizens. A look at the ‘Related Articles’ will also reveal the doctors’ shutting their eyes to the situation, perhaps realizing that the damage is done and is irreversible and hopeless.

(NaturalNews) New data released by Japan’s Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare (MHLW) shows once again that the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster is far from over. Despite a complete media blackout on the current situation, levels of Cesium-137 (Cs-137) and Cesium-134 (Cs-134) found in produce and rice crackers located roughly 225 miles away from
Fukushima are high enough to cause residents to exceed the annual radiation exposure limit in just a few months, or even weeks.

According to Fukushima-Diary.com, which posts up-to-date information about the Fukushima disaster, rice crackers and tangerines produced in the Shizuoka prefecture are testing
high for both Cs-137 and Cs-134. Rice crackers, according to the data sheet, tested at 3.7 Becquerels per kilogram (Bq/Kg) of Cs-137, while tangerines tested at 1.46 Bq/Kg of Cs-134 and 3.14 Bq/Kg of Cs-137.

The Shizuoka prefecture is located about 80 miles southwest of Tokyo, which is highly concerning as it is actually farther away from Fukushima than Tokyo. This suggest that potentially deadly levels of radiation are still affecting large population centers across Japan, including those that are not even in close proximity to the Fukushima plant.

It is generally regarded that adult radiation workers should be exposed to no more than 50 millisieverts (mSv) of radiation per year in order to avoid serious health consequences. For children, this number is far lower, probably somewhere around 10 mSv, with this being on the high end. But the average adult and child eating these tainted foods at their current radiation levels will not only reach but exceed the safe maximum in just a few weeks.

Radiation levels continue to increase in lakes, rivers north of Tokyo

But food, of course, is not the only major source of radiation exposure in Japan. Other data also released by Fukushima-Diary.com shows that radiation levels in rivers, lakes and shorelines around Kashiwa City in Chiba, located about 20 miles northeast of Tokyo, are dangerously high and getting even  higher.

Since radiation levels were last tested in the Otsu River back in September, detected levels have nearly tripled, jumping from 5,700 Bq/Kg to 14,200 Bq/Kg of radiation. Similar jumps were observed in lakes and shore soils, the former increasing from 7,600 Bq/Kg to 8,200 Bq/Kg of radiation, and the latter increasing from 440 Bq/Kg to 780 Bq/Kg of radiation.

Any increase in disease or death resulting from these continued radiation spikes, however, will more than likely be blamed on other causes besides radiation, so as to cover up the severity of the situation. The radiation component of radiation-induced heart disease, organ failure, and cancer, for instance, will simply be ignored, and any uptick in deaths, particularly among the elderly, declared normal.

Meanwhile, a recent Rasmussen Report found that more than one-third of all Americans believe radiation from Fukushima
caused “significant harm” in the U.S. This is likely due to the fact
that high levels of radiation were observed in soil, water, and even food all across America in the wake of the disaster.

Source article linked here.

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Hunger Campaigns to Kill the Poor

Posted on April 8, 2013 by Ken McMurtrie

Hmmm!  What have we here?  Sounds a bit over the top?  Maybe not! Certainly it is an extreme viewpoint but very much worthy of publishing.

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English: Guerrilla gardeners planting vegetables in downtown Calgary. Македонски: Герила-градинари садат зеленчук во центарот на Калгари. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

This article posted by Coto2, ‘Food Freedom News’, attributed to ‘ Sheesh,
Food Freedom News’, outlines a number of individual current actions by the US government and associated organizations which cumulatively give legitimate support to the post title claim.  This article is primarily about the US, but it is also about us, every citizen! The Western countries are in an alliance in which an overall controlling power is operating. They are applying, in each country, what they deem appropriate measures to achieve their aims.

Already within the ‘tgrule’ blog, there exist posts on just about all the areas mentioned,  so this particular post is not much more radical than its general activist theme. However, collectively, the issues here build a very serious, grim picture. We are saying not just that hunger campaigns etc are killing the poor but that they are deliberately planned to do so.

If readers bear with us here and read the article, of course you will at least wonder if such treachery, inhumanity and brutality is possible. It cannot possibly be as claimed here! Such a scenario is logically inconceivable, is it not?    And yet, these are facts, not imagined but real. So how to assess them?  Throw in the recent revelation, now in the public view by Congress questioning about weapons and ammunition being purchased by the DHS and other civil services – an action which has no logical sane explanation – and one’s mindset begins to waver from preconceived, reasonable expectations of public security, social justice, well-being and welfare.

Instead we are reminded of George Orwell’s  ‘Animal Farm‘ and ‘Nineteen EightyFour‘  fictional novels now becoming seemingly predictions. Reminded of  ‘New World Order’ agendas of social and population controls, of massive population reductions.

You are respectfully invited to offer your thoughts and comments.

Nothing like a full wake up call to understand that governments are ready and eager to kill their own people.  For all their high-sounding programs to feed the poor, black, red, brown, sick and especially (violins, please) children in this country, the intention is as surely as high fructose (genetically engineered) corn syrup is disease on a stick.  The nice old Queen of England and the infallible pope and churches and government agencies in Canada went after Indian children there, starving them, intentionally subjecting them to lethal diseases (and pedophilia and torture and murder thrown in), and took the 99% of land that belonged to their peoples’.  Watch the ITCCS proceedings that end indicted the Queen of England and pope for genocide.

Dr. Otis Brawley, head of the American Cancer Society, has it only partly right when he says “The system is not failing …. failure is the system.”  What he doesn’t say is the system is intended to kill, and was created by the same banking and corporate entities – the Rockefellers who funded Hitler and genocide, and the Bushes, who got rich in Nazi Germany, attempted a fascist coup here, created a genocidal program against Native Americans, arranged a pandemic campaign that could force any lethal vaccine or drug or chemical on anyone in the country, and are strongly responsible for GMOs, which cause diseases, organ shrinkage, tumor growth and early deaths.

Which brings us to feeding the poor in order to kill them.  Food Fight! doesn’t blame people or ignorance or the system, it points to the culprits and is dead on.  And then Ron Finley’s Guerrilla Gardening shows absolutely what has to happen.  No mucking about talking or waiting on anything or anyone, just getting out there and doing it – planting food everywhere possible. ln all three cases, blacks are getting the message out bluntly – the system is killing people.

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Climatologists are no Einsteins, says his successor

Posted on April 7, 2013 by Ken McMurtrie

More about “climate change”, more about genuine science and skepticism.

[My comment: Wisdom cannot be bought or contrived, it comes with age, experience, skepticism and having an open mind.]

From nj.com by  Paul Mulshine/The Star Ledger.   (H/T  WUWT.)

Freeman Dyson is a physicist who has been teaching at the Institute for Advanced Study in Princeton since Albert Einstein was there. When Einstein died in 1955, there was an opening for the title of “most brilliant physicist on the planet.” Dyson has filled it.

dyson.jpg Freeman Dyson  

So when the global-warming movement came along, a lot of people wondered why he didn’t come along with it. The reason he’s a skeptic is simple, the 89-year-old Dyson said when I phoned him.

“I think any good scientist ought to be a skeptic,” Dyson said.

Dyson came to this country from his native England at age 23 and immediately made major breakthroughs in quantum theory. After that he worked on a nuclear-powered rocket (see video below). Then in the late 1970s, he got involved with early research on climate change at the Institute for Energy Analysis in Oak Ridge, Tenn.

“I just think they don’t understand the climate,” he said of climatologists. “Their computer models are full of fudge factors.”

That research, which involved scientists from many disciplines, was based on experimentation. The scientists studied such questions as how atmospheric carbon dioxide interacts with plant life and the role of clouds in warming.

But that approach lost out to the computer-modeling approach favored by climate scientists. And that approach was flawed from the beginning, Dyson said.

“I just think they don’t understand the climate,” he said of climatologists. “Their computer models are full of fudge factors.”

A major fudge factor concerns the role of clouds. The greenhouse effect of carbon dioxide on its own is limited. To get to the apocalyptic projections trumpeted by Al Gore and company, the models have to include assumptions that CO-2 will cause clouds to form in a way that produces more warming.

“The models are extremely oversimplified,” he said. “They don’t represent the clouds in detail at all. They simply use a fudge factor to represent the clouds.”

Dyson said his skepticism about those computer models was borne out by recent reports of a study by Ed Hawkins of the University of Reading in Great Britain that showed global temperatures were flat between 2000 and 2010 — even though we humans poured record amounts of CO-2 into the atmosphere during that decade.

That was vindication for a man who was termed “a civil heretic” in a New York Times Magazine article on his contrarian views. Dyson embraces that label, with its implication that what he opposes is a religious movement. So does his fellow Princeton physicist and fellow skeptic, William Happer.

“There are people who just need a cause that’s bigger than themselves,” said Happer. “Then they can feel virtuous and say other people are not virtuous.”

To show how uncivil this crowd can get, Happer e-mailed me an article about an Australian professor who proposes — quite seriously — the death penalty for heretics such as Dyson. As did Galileo, they can get a reprieve if they recant.

I hope that guy never gets to hear Dyson’s most heretical assertion: Atmospheric CO-2 may actually be improving the environment.

“It’s certainly true that carbon dioxide is good for vegetation,” Dyson said. “About 15 percent of agricultural yields are due to CO-2 we put in the atmosphere. From that point of view, it’s a real plus to burn coal and oil.”

In fact, there’s more solid evidence for the beneficial effects of CO-2 than the negative effects, he said. So why does the public hear only one side of this debate? Because the media do an awful job of reporting it.
“They’re absolutely lousy,” he said of American journalists. “That’s true also in Europe. I don’t know why they’ve been brainwashed.”

I know why: They’re lazy. Instead of digging into the details, most journalists are content to repeat that mantra about “consensus” among climate scientists.

The problem, said Dyson, is that the consensus is based on those computer models. Computers are great for analyzing what happened in the past, he said, but not so good at figuring out what will happen in the future. But a lot of scientists have built their careers on them. Hence the hatred for dissenters.

“It was similar in the Soviet Union,” he said. “Who could doubt Marxist economics was the future? Everything else was in the dustbin.”

There’s a lot of room left in that bin for the ideas promulgated by people dumber than Dyson. Which is just about everyone.

ADD: This quote from the great H.L. Mencken captures perfectly the religious nature of those in the climate cult:

“The essence of science is that it is always willing to abandon a given idea, however fundamental it may seem to be, for a better one; the essence of theology is that it holds its truths to be eternal and immutable.”
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Why we need more carbon dioxide to grow food and forests

Posted on April 7, 2013 by Ken McMurtrie

The less-pressing issue of CO2 and “climate change” is still important because hopefully all the sabre-rattling and even the real murdering, raping and pillaging that gets most media attention these days will not prevent our civilization remaining extant for a generation or two more.

Mauna Loa Carbon Dioxide-bs

Mauna Loa Carbon Dioxide-bs (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

This topic comes to mind as our (Australian) PM bravely ventures into the real political leader world in China intending  to discuss, amongst other subjects, “climate change”. Given that in reality, climate change is a natural phenomenon, current and recent weather variations are not uniquely  extreme, global warming is not scientifically a matter of concern and, CO2 variations again scientifically, are not proven to be cause for concern, it is good that ‘Natural News’ have posted this article about the non-polluting CO2 and its important benefits. Benefits of its higher levels, in fact.

“CO2 myth busted: Why we need more carbon dioxide to grow food and forests”

by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, Editor of NaturalNews.com

(NaturalNews) If you talk to the global warming crowd, carbon dioxide — CO2 — is the enemy of mankind. Any and all creation of CO2 is bad for the planet, we’re told, and its production must be strictly limited in order to save the world.

But what if that wasn’t true? What if CO2 were actually a planet-saving nutrient that could multiply food production rates and feed the world more nutritious, healthy plants?

CO2 is a vital nutrient for food crops

As it turns out, CO2 is desperately needed by food crops, and right now there is a severe shortage of CO2 on the planet compared to what would be optimum for plants. Greenhouse operators are actually buying carbon dioxide and injecting it into their greenhouses in order to maximize plant growth.

The science on this is irrefutable. As just one example, the Ontario Ministry of Agriculture and Food says:

CO2 increases productivity through improved plant growth and vigour. Some ways in which productivity is increased by CO2 include earlier flowering, higher fruit yields, reduced bud abortion in roses, improved stem strength and flower size. Growers should regard CO2 as a nutrient.

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Serious World Issues – Factual Information from NSNBC

Posted on April 6, 2013 by Ken McMurtrie

I believe that the world’s people are not receiving the truth via the mass media outlets.

I also believe that most people are so engrossed with their own lives that they cocoon themselves and prefer to not be burdened with information that only makes them feel helpless because they can do relatively little about these issues.

Others accept the dogma of the media and are active in the belief that they are doing good, but in reality are supporting the destruction of our civilization.

Major, military global issues are the most serious current threats to our civilization. If you want to be reliably informed about these you could do worse than follow the NSNBC blog which currently has these articles posted:

The Afghanistan War: Afghanistan’s Vast Reserves of Minerals and Natural Gas

PROXY+WAR+IN+AFGHANISTANThe War on Afghanistan is a Profit driven “Resource War”. US and NATO forces invaded Afghanistan more than eleven years ago.   Map plottings by Major (r) Agha Humayun More…

North Korea Declares State of War after US Simulated Nuclear Attack with B-2 Stealth Bomber

kim-jong-unInternational Media and Governments, including Russia, Cover-Up True Reasons for Korea Crisis Christof Lehmann (nsnbc),- The Democratic Peoples´Republic Korea has declared a More…

The Obama Administration´s Second Term

Obama Mirror ImageSelling Death and Buying Assassins In the Middle East, North Africa and South Asia Introduction: As President Obama enters his second term with a new Cabinet, the foreign policy More…

Soldier CAR

Central African Intrigue; The Coup in the Central African Republic

Alexander Mezyaev (SCF),- On 24 March, a coup d’état took place in the Central African Republic (CAR). Seleka (1), a coalition of rebel groups, seized the country’s capital More…

Syrian Political Program for Conflict Resolution a Proving Stone for Civilized Humanity

Christof Lehmann (nsnbc),- There is one significant distinction between the Syrian government and domestic opposition on one hand, and the foreign backed opposition on the other More…

US Financial Sanctions Against DPRK as the Godfather of Nuclear Tests on Korea

US-ambassador-to-the-UN-Susan-Rice-C-votes-with-UN-Security-Council-members-to-adopt-sanctions-against-North-Korea-at-the-United-Nations-headquarters-in-New-York-March-7-2013.-AFPRonda Hauben (4M),- A few weeks ago I was invited to comment on what I felt the change in China’s government and the Communist More…

World Must Unite Against US-Saudi-Israeli Proxy War in Syria

syria_weapons_1113aUS, Saudi Arabia, and Israel have conspired to destroy Syria by way of arming sectarian extremists since 2007. The More…

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Top ten ways humanity is being murdered in the name of ‘evidence-based science’

Posted on April 6, 2013 by Ken McMurtrie

Some things for readers to think about when assessing the fidelity of the big companies and organizations. Involves public well-being, company agendas, perhaps global agendas, the reliability of the press and more importantly, the genuineness of those who should be. but are not, upholding the principles of science, and the resulting ravages of scientific principles. All leading to the ravages of your health and well-being.

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Dear NaturalNews readers,

In the name of “evidence-based science,” we are all being killed by GMOs, vaccine additives, processed food chemicals and other threats to life on Earth.

I’m not an opponent of genuine, humble science and the search for answers in our universe, but what we’re seeing today is the mass poisoning of us all under the false label of “science.”

In a special 10-part article series, I take a look at the top 10 “scientific” threats to our lives:

#1) GMOs http://www.naturalnews.com/039778_evidence-based_science_murdered_GMO.html

#2) Vaccines http://www.naturalnews.com/039777_vaccines_convulsions_death.html

#3) Fluoride http://www.naturalnews.com/039776_fluoride_hydrofluosilicic_acid_insecticide.html

#4) Pharmaceuticals http://www.naturalnews.com/039775_pharmaceuticals_side_effects_modern_medicine.html

#5) Food additives http://www.naturalnews.com/039774_food_additives_chemicals_artificial_sweeteners.html

#6) Pesticides http://www.naturalnews.com/039773_pesticides_Parkinsons_neurological_disorders.html

#7) Chemotherapy http://www.naturalnews.com/039772_chemotherapy_treatment_cancer_clinics.html

#8) Plastics http://www.naturalnews.com/039770_plastics_BPA_hormone_disruptors.html

#9) Cosmetics http://www.naturalnews.com/039769_cosmetics_skin_care_toxic_chemicals.html

#10) Radiation http://www.naturalnews.com/039768_nuclear_power_meltdown_radiation.html

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Humour – The Naughty Australian Cricketer – A Naughty Joke in Dubious Taste , but Funny.

Posted on April 4, 2013 by Ken McMurtrie

Smiling can imply a sense of humour and a stat...

Smiling can imply a sense of humour and a state of amusement, as in this painting of Falstaff by Eduard von Grützner. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Definitely time for a laugh!

Why would I make fun of our valiant Australian cricketers? Well it proves at least that my sense of humour extends to accepting jokes on us. They are so often on others. Also I find that Australians can be too serious about winning, to the detriment of the best ideals of sportsmanship and spirit of the game.

Other countries are not immune to the same human weaknesses but, MY country should meet MY standards, if they are to receive my unqualified support.

Hope you enjoy this and forgive me for my slide into the risque area. Please do not take this as a defence of rape or as chauvinism.

An Indian lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said “Can I help you?”

“Yes” she said, “I’d like to report a case of sexual assault”.

“Where did it happen?” the Sergeant asked.

“In the park just down the road” she replied.

“Can you describe what happened?”

“Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park near the trees when a man jumped out of the bushes and dragged me in there, removed my underwear then he dropped his pants to his knees and had his way with me”.

“Could you give me a description of him?”

“Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two big long pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on each leg”.

“Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman”, said the Sergeant.

“Yes”, said the lady, “He was an Australian Cricketer”.

“That’s very observant”, said the Sergeant, “You worked that out from his accent?”

“No”, she replied. “I worked it out because he wasn’t in for very long”.

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